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Shooting LNP Talking Points Down

You can bet the house that the LNP will have a “talking point” worked out that goes along the lines of “Gillard/Rudd does not have the full support of all the Caucus members”. While this argument is...

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Julie Bishop Tries To Rewrite History On Twitter

Julie Bishop was caught out on Twitter today trying to rewrite history and was and truly pwned for doing so. In what could be a follow up to my previous post about right wingers rewriting history to...

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Voters Don’t Like LNP On Any Of The Issues

According to Newspoll data (courtesy of Ghost Who Votes – @GhostWhoVotes on Twitter), more than half of voters don’t like the LNP as managers of every issue important to them. You can download a pdf of...

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No Sovereign Risk For Twiggy Forrest

Remember how the mining lobby and their puppets in the LNP bellowed about the increase in sovereign risk that the imposition of the mining tax and carbon pricing would cause? How could you miss it?...

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Why Costello Must Resign Or Be Sacked

The Derp has already outlined why appointing Peter Costello to the board of the Future Fund was a mistake (Two Of Kevin Rudd’s Biggest Mistakes). Let’s now take a look at some reasons why he should now...

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Colin Barnett Shows LNP’s True Colours – Again

Last week, WA Premier Colin Barnett (pictured left), had to make an embarrassing back down over his attempt to take away pensioner’s compensation payments from the Commonwealth for the Carbon Price....

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Give Me A Home Where The BISONs Roam

Oh, give me a home where the BISONs roam Where the economy continues to grow Where seldom is heard a discouraging word Except from LNP losers like Tony and Joe* Following a successful breeding program...

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Tony Abbott Is A Hypocrite, A Coward And A Liar

Tony Abbott is unfit for the office of Prime Minister because he is a hypocrite, a coward and a liar. Tony Abbott – Hypocrite Abbott was just on ABC24 stating that the government now has to rely on the...

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Joe Hockey Proves He Is A Buffoon – Again

(Special thanks to Space Kidette and BH from Poll Bludger for their input into this article). Joe Hockey has once again proven what an economic buffoon he is, and how dangerous he would be to the...

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Ashbygate Smells A Lot Like Utegate

With each passing day the Ashbygate affair is starting to smell more and more like Utegate. First there is the obvious Steve Lewis connection. Lewis, a journalist for the low-brow Murdoch fish wrapper,...

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Ashbygate Update – May 5 2012

In yesterday’s article on the Ashbygate affair, The Derp signed off with the comment “Watch this space”. Well we didn’t have to wait long for new developments. The Fairfax Press has revealed that the...

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Troy Buswell Covers Himself In Glory Again

Scandal ridden Troy Buswell has once again covered himself in glory. Buswell the member for Vasse, and current Minister For Transport in the Barnett government in W.A., made global headlines in 2008...

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More Buffoonery From Joe Hockey At The NPC

At his address to the National Press Club (NPC), serial buffoon Joe Hockey unleashed even more buffoonery, with a LARGE dose of hypocrisy thrown in for good measure. He began his address with the story...

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Liar, Liar, Kelly O’Dwyer

The internet has caught Kelly O’Dwyer out being liberal ( ) with the truth. She joins a growing list of LNP MP’s who’ve been caught out deliberately misleading the Australian public. On Friday, O’Dwyer...

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Which Side Has The Most Tainted Votes?

Tony Abbott has made much ado lately about tainted votes in Parliament. Let’s examine just how many tainted votes each side actually has. By The Derp’s reckoning there are a total of 8 tainted votes...

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Tainted Vote Scorecard Updated

After the original tainted vote scorecard was published by The Derp on May 21, additional scores will need to be added. Following Craig Thomson’s historic speech in the House Of Representatives, Leader...

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Sophie Mirabella Shows Her Humanity

On the ABC’s QandA program aired on July 2 2012, the repulsive member for Indi showed just how much humanity she has. Early into the show panel member Simon Sheikh of lobbyist group GetUp fainted, the...

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One Trick Tony Dispatched To The Knackery

TONY ABBOTT: I am giving you the most definite commitment any politician can give that this tax will go. This is a pledge in blood: this tax will go. We can get rid of it, we will get rid of it, we...

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Peta Credlin And The Streisand Effect

The Streisand Effect has been discussed a couple of times on this blog.  It refers to the effect that trying to cover something up or suppressing it, has the opposite effect of drawing attention to it....

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Cory Bernardi Wrecks Abbott’s Good Vibrations Tour

Things must be getting very desperate at LNP headquarters. Every attempt to try and nullify the negative image most Australians have of Tony Abbott have ended in failure. Margie and the kids didn’t...

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